12.02.06

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once killed a cloud.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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